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(VINTAGE) Chicago Bulls @ Brooklyn Nets PREVIEW

Matchup: Chicago Bulls @ Brooklyn Nets

Date: 3/8/20

Do or Die Pick: Bulls +5.5

Amount: $0


Analysis:


Bulls: Injuries                  Nets: Injuries

-K. Dunn (INACT)             -G. Temple (INACT)

-C. Hutch (INACT)

-Kornet (INACT)

-Zach Lavine (GTD)

-R. Arcidiacono (GTD)


If you think for a second this game won't be on in the background while I'm watching the Lakers vs Clippers game you've sadly mistaken. 


It's at the point where people tune in to watch the Bulls in hopes of seeing something funny happen on the court.  


I'm rolling with the hometown crew as usual to cover +5.5. This is one of the very few Bulls games this year that actually is not that bad of a bet. Kenny Atkinson and the Nets just parted ways yesterday. It's never a bad bet to go against a coachless team, especially if the team is already trash.


I got the assistant head coach of the Nets putting on a coaching clinic today against Jim Boylan. Jim Boylan defines the saying “it's not about what you know, it's about who you know”. This full blown clown is not qualified to be the head coach of the Chicago Bulls in any such way let alone be a head coach in general. We're talking about a guy who doesn't even know what a timeout is. The Bulls picked a coach with a basketball IQ no higher than any drunk fan outside of the United Center. It's to the point where I just feel bad for him. I got him calling a timeout the second someone wins the tip today.


“If Denzel Valentine was walking towards me with a signed pair of shoes and a jersey I’d exit the arena and be in court the next day filing a restraining order”- Anonymous Bulls fan


I also got 


Tomas Satoransky: 1 pts, 1 reb, 1 ast

Zach Lavine: 85 pts, 30 reb, 5 ast

Shaq Harrison: 0 pts, 0 reb, 0 ast

Lauri Markanen: 0 pts, 5 reb, 1 ast

Wendell Carter: 5 pts, 10 reb, 0 ast

Coby White: 30 pts, 8 reb, 3 ast